St. Louis MLS owners unveil square-roofed stadium (actual contents may differ from images on box)

The wannabe St. Louis MLS team owners have released some renderings of their wannabe stadium:

So, that square roof is cool and all, but I’m not sure it works in terms of geometry, given that soccer pitches are longer than they are wide. It looks from that image like the seats at the ends are more stacked vertically than the ones on the sidelines, which could be one way of getting around that; let’s see another angle:

We’re looking from one end in the above image, so maybe. Still, it’s also possible this is some form of forced perspective, or the designers just decided to fudge the shape of an actual soccer field to get a cooler image, and the actual roof — if there ever is an actual roof — will be more rectangular. Which is actually what appears to be going on in this GIF:

Team co-owner Carolyn Kindle Betz did call the renderings “conceptual,” so I’m going to take that to mean “it won’t actually look like this, we just wanted something to distract you with.”

Which is fine, but can’t we get any renderings with the more usual fantastical stadium elements, like weird lighting effects and people cheering at nothing in particular? Please?

Ahhhh, much better. Judging from the keeper sprawled on the ground, it looks like somebody (the red team?) has just scored, which isn’t too surprising given that the black team has utterly failed to track back to play any defense.

The stadium — which you will recall is set to get something on the order of $60 million in public subsidies — is supposed to seat 22,000, with room to expand (maybe they can put temporary seating in those gaps in the corners, though the landscaping is going to get in the way), which will make MLS commissioner Don “really our stadiums should hold 27,000 people even though the league average attendance is only 20,000 and that’s with teams papering the house” Garber happy. And since making Garber happy enough to give St. Louis owners a franchise — sorry, sell St. Louis owners a franchise, for an expansion fee of at least $200 million and maybe more — really that’s how we should be looking at all of these pretty pictures: They’re profile pics, nothing more, nothing less.


3 comments on “St. Louis MLS owners unveil square-roofed stadium (actual contents may differ from images on box)

  1. As a comparison, this apparently is how renderings are done for soccer stadiums in Germany. The general agreement for funding Karlsruhe’s stadium is in place, so perhaps that explains the utter lack of exciting features in these pictures. Even more strange, this actually is what new German soccer stadiums look like.

    http://stadiumdb.com/news/2018/04/germany_karlsruhe_stadium_later_and_more_expensive

    Karlsruhe is a small city (once first division, now third) in a German league that is increasingly hard for small cities to keep up with, so this loan to the team seems to have a decent chance of bankrupting the team, and perhaps leaving the city with a bill to pay.