Friday roundup: Leaky fountains, cheap stadium beer, and the magic of computers

The world may be on vacation this week, but the stadium news decidedly is not:

KC studying $450m stadium for Royals, because old one was renovated eight whole years ago

I’m sorry, what?

The city of Kansas City is funding a study of at least four potential sites for a downtown baseball stadium for the Kansas City Royals, according to documents obtained by The Star…

[Kansas City Manager Troy] Schulte said the studies started after the Downtown Council approached City Hall about the feasibility of downtown baseball. Schulte added that he agreed to help fund a study to consider whether the four sites would work so that the city could plan ahead if the idea gained momentum…

Potential obstacles for downtown baseball include parking and how to pay for it. Schulte said initial estimates for a stadium were north of $450 million. Those details, he added, have not been studied in depth.

Any stadium, if it were built, wouldn’t be built until 2030, when the Royals‘ lease runs out at Kauffman Stadium. And sure, by then the stadium will be 57 years old. But it also just got $250 million in taxpayer-funded renovations that were completed in 2009, with new seating, scoreboards, and concessions areas, and generally scores near the top of best-stadium lists. So spending “north of $450 million” to replace it, especially when the team isn’t even demanding to, seems a bit, well, demented.

This whole thing appears to be driven by the Downtown Council, a council (duh) of downtown (duh) business and real estate interests, with a few nonprofits thrown in, who undoubtedly have figured out that the city building a baseball stadium on their doorstep could be good for business, or at least speculative property values. (They’ve already floated this idea before, in fact, though this is the first time it’s gotten an actual study.) Why the city is taking this seriously is beyond me — or rather, I’m sure it’s the idea that a stadium will “revitalize the downtown core” or something, a notion that’s so laughable among economists that the most recent studies are a decade old, because nobody can get funding to do new ones when the numbers just keep showing the same thing over and over and over.

As for Royals execs, they responded exactly how you’d think someone would if you offered to tear down their newly renovated home and build a completely new one:

“We’re perfectly content where we are, we think it works well,” [Royals VP Kevin] Uhlich said. “Thirteen years from now, who knows what the situation is going to be? I can’t hold anybody back from doing what they’re doing on their side. We would listen.”

There’s also a rendering of a potential new stadium, which looks like HOK architects drew it up in Minecraft:

On top of the obvious issue of Kansas City citizens maybe being on the hook for up to $450 million in stadium money in the not-too-distant future, I’m starting to get really concerned that there’s a notion going around that once a sports team’s lease expires, of course the public has to offer a new or renovated building in order to get them to extend it. As someone who was an apartment renter for 25 years, I can tell you that this is not how things normally work in the real world; but if team owners can succeed in getting city officials and the media to consider this “standard business practice,” then this website may have to be around forever. I better start taking my vitamins.

Oh good god, now Kansas City might try to build a new downtown stadium for the Royals

Kansas City Star columnist Yale Abouhalkah takes advantage of the St. Louis Rams stadium kerfuffle (new article on this from me at Vice later this morning, btw) to rail against the idea of building a new downtown baseball stadium for the Royals. I’m not going to get into the details of his argument here, beyond noting: Apparently it’s necessary to rail against building a new downtown stadium for the Royals, because that’s a thing people are actually talking about:

The leases for the Truman Sports Complex extend into 2031, but some downtown boosters hope to start planning for a new baseball park in the next decade.

Not only do the leases for the Royals and Chiefs go another 16 years, but Jackson County voters just approved a sales tax hike nine years ago for $425 million in renovations to the two stadiums that were supposed to keep the teams happy. Though given that the Royals used a bunch of the money to buy their players iPods and pay their payroll taxes, maybe they skimped on the actual stadium upgrades a bit.
Now, this downtown stadium idea has been around for a while — since before the 2006 renovation vote, in fact — and it’s downtown development interests pushing it, not necessarily the Royals ownership. (And K.C. voters hate the idea, if that counts for anything.) Still, it’s pretty remarkable that spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a new stadium when the old one is both beloved and recently renovated at taxpayer expense is being discussed seriously, just so that baseball fans can mill around downtown a bit before getting in their cars and heading home. Old myths die hard.

Royals using tax money to pay cable bill, phone service, payroll taxes

You may recall that after the Kansas City Royals got their $250 million in public money for stadium renovations back in 2006, it turned out one of the “upgrades” they had in mind was to buy new computer gear for their players. Now Sports Radio 810 WHB is reporting that the Royals have been dipping into their taxpayer-funded stadium maintenance fund for even more dubious purchases:

The Royals have received at least $12.7 million from taxpayers that was approved by the Jackson County Sports Complex Authority as part of the RMMO provision of the team’s lease with the county and spent it on full and part time employee salaries, security, cable tv, first aid, utilities, telephones and even payroll taxes.  By using the money for payroll taxes, the team literally collected taxpayer money to pay their own taxes.

That’s almost as good as using taxpayer money to pay for lobbyists to get more taxpayer money. If Royals fans aren’t upset that their tax money is going to pay the team’s phone bill, maybe they’ll be upset that their team is behaving like the Yankees.

UPDATE: Deadspin reports that the Chiefs have been doing the same thing.

Royals to sell Kauffman naming rights, split cash with stadium’s public owners

Kansas City’s NBC affiliate is reporting that the Royals are on the cusp of a deal to sell naming rights to Kauffman Stadium, their 38-year-old ballpark that currently bears the name of the team’s founding owner. According to the report, the deal is with a bank that will pay between $3 million and $6 million a year for the next 21 years to have its name on the building, just in time to get its name in the papers during next year’s All-Star Game, which will be held in K.C.

The report also notes:

Sources say according to the lease, half of the money will go to the Royals, half will go back to the Jackson County taxpayers to pay for stadium maintenance.

That’s good news compared to most cities, where teams demand 100% of all naming-rights money as part of their stadium deals. Though given that the stadium is owned by Jackson County, and local taxpayers just spent a couple hundred million dollars to renovate the place in 2006, it’s hard to see why the Royals should be getting any money at all — especially when the public’s half of the naming rights boodle won’t come close to paying off the $8.5 million in operations costs taxpayers are on the hook for under the 2006 lease revisions.

But, hey, at least it’s something. And this way maybe the windfall will let the Royals afford to sign … um, one-third of Paul Maholm?

K.C. squabble continues over stadium reno subsidies

Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser is back again with his proposal to stop paying the city’s $2 million a year subsidy towards renovations of the Royals and Chiefs stadiums. Funkhouser proposed the same thing last year, you may recall, but the city council ultimately ended up not going along with it.

This is really a squabble between the city and the county, thanks to a terribly written stadium funding contract that guarantees the teams public money, but doesn’t specify which public body will pay it (and which the city isn’t actually a signatory to). The only thing for certain: Kansas City residents will end up paying the cost somehow, whether via city taxes or county taxes. If not, the teams could break their leases and move to … well, I’m sure there’s someplace out there with newly renovated stadiums that would love to host some sports teams. Hey, there’s an idea…

K.C. risked defaulting on Royals lease in 2009

Hey, remember how Kansas City agreed to spend $425 million on stadium renovations a few years back in exchange for the Royals and Chiefs agreeing to stay in town for another 25 years? Looks like somebody should have read the fine print: Thanks to a tussle between the city and state over who’ll pay $4 million a year in ongoing upkeep and improvement costs to Kauffman Stadium and Arrowhead Stadium, the city nearly defaulted on its lease last year, to the point where Royals management had drafted a letter declaring the city in default. If that happened, the teams could leave before the 25 years were up, effectively making the entire $425 million expense worthless — except inasmuch as having nicer digs would give them less reason to want to leave. Still, it’s a worthwhile reminder that leases are only as good as their fine print — something K.C. could have learned just by looking across the state.

What K.C. got for its Royals reno money

The Kansas City Royals opened their newly renovated (with public sales tax money) Kauffman Stadium on Friday, and it turns out fans are less impressed by all the new bars than by more mundane matters: “It’s great you can walk all the way around the stadium.” “We stood in line forever.” “The restrooms are great for women, but they’re horrible for men.” “I had to pay $3.50 for Starburst.” While it’s hard to say for sure from 1,000 miles away, it sounds like much of this (okay, not the candy prices) is typical opening-day confusion — if nothing else, it should get worked out once the Royals are no longer drawing 40,000 fans a game, which should happen as soon as the Yankees leave town this afternoon.

Meanwhile, the fight between the city and Jackson County over who’ll pay for the ongoing operation of Kauffman Stadium continues, with Mayor Mark Funkhouser pushing forward with his plan to cut or eliminate the city’s $2 million a year contribution. Kansas City Star editorial board member Yael T. Abouhalkah says the city should cough up the dough because hot dog vendors pay taxes — which is the sort of argument that I’ve come to expect from the Kansas City Star.

Royals give fans more bars, TVs

The Kansas City Star takes a look at the renovations to the Royals‘ Kauffman Stadium underway for the coming season – funded, don’t forget, with public sales-tax money – and finds bars, lots of bars. For those who don’t find getting sozzled to sufficiently improve their experience of Royals games, there’s also a five-hole miniature golf course, and lots of fancy new hardware:

Essentially, you might expect a more full experience – more ribbon boards, an additional board for out-of-town scores, and the ability to walk fully around the field both inside and out of the stadium. If that doesn’t help, more than 500 high-definition TVs might.

What, no Playstation 3 consoles? That Kauffman Stadium is outmoded already.