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January 09, 2009
Royals give fans more bars, TVs
The Kansas City Star takes a look at the renovations to the Royals' Kauffman Stadium underway for the coming season - funded, don't forget, with public sales-tax money - and finds bars, lots of bars. For those who don't find getting sozzled to sufficiently improve their experience of Royals games, there's also a five-hole miniature golf course, and lots of fancy new hardware:
Essentially, you might expect a more full experience - more ribbon boards, an additional board for out-of-town scores, and the ability to walk fully around the field both inside and out of the stadium. If that doesn't help, more than 500 high-definition TVs might.
What, no Playstation 3 consoles? That Kauffman Stadium is outmoded already.