April 01, 2009
Happy holiday!
Finally, Major League Baseball has announced that to honor the 87th anniversary of its exemption from federal antitrust laws, all 30 franchises will hold Monopoly Night this year. All fans in attendance for those games will be treated to free parking, wheelbarrow and cannon races, and Sell Your House For Half-Price To Avoid Bankruptcy contests; those who purchase three or more box seats will be eligible to join a special Monopoly Club, with exclusive rights to view the final three innings of the game.
While the teams themselves will not wear special uniforms or otherwise mark the occasion, any player who hits three consecutive doubles will be immediately arrested.
Awesome work.
My April 01, 2009 headline:
"All US Based NHL teams announce move to Kansas City"
Posted by Thomas on April 1, 2009 01:11 PM