May 08, 2009
Candygram!
The official announcement isn't until this afternoon, but the Miami Dolphins provided a sneak peek at their new stadium name yesterday. You may all now commence snickering.
Just when one thinks it couldn't get more ludicrous then the Dunkin Donuts Center(a first-in-the-morning pit stop for your local police officer?), Minute Maid Field (an orchard?)or Petco Park (a petting zoo?), along comes Landshark Stadium (a getaway haven for corrupt real estate barons?).
I really believe that if there was a company called Shithole Tech and it offered the right money, a team owner would accept it and name his venue Shithole Stadium.
When greed becomes the dominant ethic in a society everything else falls in its wake...including good taste.








