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May 08, 2009

Candygram!

The official announcement isn't until this afternoon, but the Miami Dolphins provided a sneak peek at their new stadium name yesterday. You may all now commence snickering.

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Just when one thinks it couldn't get more ludicrous then the Dunkin Donuts Center(a first-in-the-morning pit stop for your local police officer?), Minute Maid Field (an orchard?)or Petco Park (a petting zoo?), along comes Landshark Stadium (a getaway haven for corrupt real estate barons?).
I really believe that if there was a company called Shithole Tech and it offered the right money, a team owner would accept it and name his venue Shithole Stadium.
When greed becomes the dominant ethic in a society everything else falls in its wake...including good taste.

Posted by JJ on May 8, 2009 04:41 PM

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