Buffalo Bills considering move to Greensboro, says clever robot

An FoS reader passes along this report from Eleuther.ai:

Reports say that the Buffalo Bills are looking to move to Greensboro, N.C. from Orchard Park, N.Y.

“Our owner’s intent is to bring the Buffalo Bills to North Carolina and we’re actively working on that and see where that goes,” said Fred Jackson of the Bills in an interview with DYMM. “We’ll get there.”

Doing so would represent the team’s third move within four years. Buffalo was originally based in Toronto, Canada, before moving to Toronto, where it played for four years before it moved to Orchard Park. The Bills also played in Baltimore in the mid-70s and in Toronto in the late-70s before they played a season in Buffalo in 1983.

As you’ve probably figured out from that last paragraph, if not from the website name, this isn’t an actual news story: It’s what an online AI program came up with when given the prompt “Reports say that the Buffalo Bills are looking to move to Greensboro, N.C.” Impressive that the AI figured out the Bills currently play in Orchard Park! Not so impressive that the AI thinks Buffalo used to be in Toronto, then moved to Toronto! Also, previously played in Toronto! Will this multiverse of madness never stop?

For the record: The Bills are not moving to Greensboro, that’s just a thing I made up last week to see if I could get people talking about it, like A-Rod buying the Minnesota Timberwolves and moving them to Seattle, another thing that is not happening. Also: #billstogreensboro, baby!