Latest Titans renderings show misshapen people, misshapen concert stages

I know we went over the kinda-bland Tennessee Titans stadium renderings two weeks ago, but now the Tennessean has more of them, and this is what I’m here for:

So, let’s see, what do we have going on here? There are a bunch of young people eating and drinking … or, well, sitting and standing around in the vicinity of food and drink, anyway. There’s a man with feet half the length of his arms, and another man sitting an enormously tall stool who has somehow wrapped his feet around a table in the reverse direction that feet usually go, and a woman wearing striped pants whose torso seems not to line up with her legs. At least they’re clearly football fans, because, um, they’re American, and Americans love football? At least the sun is sort of in the right place to cast those shadows, gotta be thankful for small favors.

We jump from an extreme closeup of nothing in particular to an extreme distance shot of, well, that looks like some kind of concert, if concert stages were set up in the middle of a stadium field. Very occasionally a stadium show will be “in the round,” sure, but not many — the closest example I can come up with is this Garth Brooks concert, which looked like it gave Brooks lots of exercise trying to show his face to all four sides of the stage, if nothing else. Brooks also doesn’t look like he was performing beneath a stage setup that was held aloft by magic spells or possibly upsidaisium, but maybe that’s just what the state of the art looks like?

Neither of these images really screams “this is worth $1.2 billion in public money from Tennessee taxpayers,” since the first one could just be any outdoor patio anywhere, and the second one would look the same at virtually any stadium. But if you like sitting in tall, topologically unlikely stools or seeing Garth Brooks, I guess maybe this will make you ooh and ahh?