It’s been another week already, can you believe it? Before we get to the cavalcade of news items that didn’t make the cut for individual posts this week, it’s probably a good time for me to thank all of you who’ve generously supported this site with your hard-earned dollars to help me keep getting up at 7 am to report on this sports grift that doesn’t seem to have any intention of ending. So, thanks! And if you haven’t kicked in any coins of late and would like to, you can sign up for either a one-time donation or a small monthly payment — there are still a few cab-hailing lady art prints up for grabs!
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- Madison Square Garden officials say they should get a perpetual operating permit from the city of New York because moving the arena elsewhere would cost $8.5 billion. Actually, the city could just send in its Padlock Unit (a real thing!) to lock the Knicks and Rangers out until James Dolan agreed to relocate the Garden on his own dime, or at least until he agreed to start paying property taxes, neither of which is likely to happen, but it could. The operating permit expires this July 31, so expect to see a whole lot more public grandstanding over the next six months, especially if the Knicks or Rangers make a deep playoff run (neither of which is likely to happen, but it could). Mayor Eric Adams says he wants to keep the Garden where it is but plans on being a “hard negotiator” for a renewed permit (which … okay, you already see where this parenthetical is going.)
- Two competing Oklahoma City council candidates said they’re both in favor of building the Thunder a new arena (estimated cost: TBD) to replace their 21-year-old one, so long as the public gets something in return like “sales tax” or “full and thriving wages” for arena employees or “density.” (That’s in ascending order of likelihood, albeit descending levels of comprehensibility.)
- Glendale, Arizona councilmember Joyce Clark is going to town on nearby Tempe’s planned arena for the Arizona Coyotes, posting back-to-back blog posts showing that team owner Alex Meruelo’s finances are considered high-risk and estimating that tax kickbacks for the project would amount to $700 million. In present value that’s probably more like $500 million, but it’s still not chicken feed; Tempe voters go to the polls on May 16.
- Not saying that the Virginia legislature isn’t going to ever consider building a Washington Commanders stadium, but rejecting Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s request for $500,000 for “planning” a stadium proposal is a pretty good sign nothing’s going to move forward until legislators can dance on team owner Daniel Snyder’s (probably metaphorical, but either way works) grave.
- Stadium architect Ron Labinski, who helped design Arrowhead Stadium, Giants Stadium, and whatever you call the Miami Dolphins‘ stadium these days, died recently at age 85, and condolences to his family and friends. The New York Times headlining his obit with the line that he “Designed a Cozier Future for Stadiums,” though, is pretty much 100% wrong, given that one of the hallmarks of his era as a stadium architect was building more luxury suites, which have forced upper decks into the stratosphere, making stadiums decidedly less cozy.
- The bees are moving south! Run for your lives! Oh, wait, it’s just the Salt Lake Bees, and their new stadium in Daybreak is going to be “privately financed,” though the Bees owners still haven’t announced how that funding is going to work yet, maybe best to run for your lives anyway just to be on the safe side.
Joyce Clark used to be a supporter of subsidized sports arenas, especially in Glendale. She learned some lessons over the last few years and has discovered that promises and projections made by owners and leagues are worth nothing. Glendale should be an obvious example of the financial damage that subsidized sports can do to a city, but no. Maybe every suburb in the Phoenix area will have to erect a subsidized hockey arena before someone finally figures out that this isn’t a very good idea.
I’m afraid that the far more likely outcome will be a string of abandoned hockey arenas throughout the American Southwest as each town is told that the Arizona Coyotes have a lot of value but need the right home and long term support while they barely make the playoffs once every decade as the head of Gary Bettman insists the team will never move to Houston.
“a string of abandoned hockey arenas throughout the American Southwest”
Spoilers for The Last of Us, please!
Arizona Coyotes soon to be moved to Houston and renamed the Aeros with Gordie Howe’s son Mark coming out of retirement to play again.
You heard it here first!
Glendale and Tempe are nearby? Not according to the Coyoyes, who keep repeating how impossible it is to get to Glendale from the East Valley. The best part of Joyce Clark’s post is how the Coyotes are buying off Tempe Elementary with a few bread crumbs before taking a quarter billion dollar heist from Tempe Elementary.
I hear Seattle is looking for a NBA team.
Coyotes players, coach redefine success in the grand plan with tanking, personal goals at odds
https://theathletic.com/4160133/2023/02/11/coyotes-tanking-college-arena-trades/