Yes, yes, I’ve read that restaurant review, and it’s great, but is it really better than the classic of the genre? It’s hard to beat “tasted like chewy air,” is all I’m saying.
And speaking of things that are almost indescribably awful, on with the week’s stadium and arena news:
- Tampa Mayor Jane Castor and Tampa Bay Rays owner Stuart Sternberg met on Tuesday morning to discuss a new stadium in Tampa, and then Castor said she will meet again with Sternberg “very soon” to discuss … specific financing ideas, I guess? It’s hard to focus when I’m distracted by this photo of Castor waving an enormous Lightning flag while standing on a boat next to some sort of body-horror bee mascot, what is it with the mayor of Tampa always trying to appear like an uber-fan?
- I am sad to inform you that Arizona Coyotes management has paid its delinquent $1.3 million tax bill, and the team is no longer in danger of being evicted on December 20. (Sad because that would have been great fun for anyone except for Coyotes fans.) However, they’re still late with almost a million dollars in lease payments and owe another $3.2 million by March 1, plus they got hilariously dragged by Glendale City Manager Kevin Phelps, who said of the team’s “unfortunate human error” explanation: “There’s a very simple process. You go online, on your account, you plug in the numbers for the taxes that are due, and then there’s a gigantic button that says ‘REMIT PAYMENT’, And that’s done monthly. So, every month since June of 2020, somebody has filled that information and admitted the form, but forgot to submit payment along with it.” So still #LOLCoyotes, all is right with the world.
- MLS commissioner Don Garber says Las Vegas is the frontrunner for the league’s next expansion franchise, but Phoenix and San Diego are still in the mix as well. Given that MLS is also adding a new minor league next season (they don’t call them “minor leagues” in soccer, but that’s what it is) that is confusing even soccer fans, while the USL is talking about expanding like crazy to compete with MLS for dominance of the U.S. soccer world, it almost doesn’t matter who gets which team when, since every city, town, and hamlet will soon enough have a franchise, but that’s not gonna stop MLS from seeking a new stadium from Vegas, because you can’t get if you don’t ask.
- Also on the MLS front, Newsday asks, “Will MLS Cup appearance help NYCFC get its own stadium?“, to which Garber answers, “The situation in New York continues to evolve.” In other words, still nope, but they’ll keep on trying.
- “Stadium subsidies are just corporate welfare for sports moguls.” I may have been beating this drum for more than 20 years, but at least I’ve finally gotten through to (checks author bio) Nevada’s columnist/humorist/radio talk show host community! Step by step, the longest march.
- The Reading Fightin Phils have released renderings of their planned stadium renovation to be paid for with $13.5 million in public money, and for some reason all we get is an image of a couple of dudes in ties sitting on a bench in a bar? Also they’ve surrounded themselves with empty chairs for some reason? The inner lives of entourage are mysterious indeed.