OKC voters approve giving Thunder owner $850m for new arena in landslide of people who bothered to vote

While initial arena talks heated up in and around D.C., the people of Oklahoma City finished voting in a referendum on whether to give Thunder owner $850 million in tax money toward a new $900 million arena, and, uh, it passed by a little bit:

That is what’s called a landslide, which is pretty impressive for a deal that will extend a 1% sales tax surcharge for six years to pay for almost the entire cost of a new arena to replace one that is only 21 years old and was already renovated in 2008. Especially when nearly half of all sports venue funding referendums fail, and that includes ones where the team owner is putting up more than 6% of the cost.

So WTH happened? Let’s piece together what we can:

Regardless of the reasons, the peorple, or at least about 8% of them, have spoken, and Holt can now rightly boast that “Oklahoma City is and shall remain a Big League City” and have $850 million in bond payments to prove it. Truly we live in interesting times.

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Voting starts today in OKC on whether to spend $850m in city money on a $900m Thunder arena

Early voting begins today in Tuesday’s Oklahoma City referendum on whether to build a $900 million Thunder arena with $850 million in public money. What should you, the OKC voter, or you, the non-OKC resident watching in horror from afar, know as the polls open? Here’s what one local TV station thinks is important:

  • The arena deal “includes a commitment from the Thunder to stay in Oklahoma City beyond 2050.”
  • The $850 million in public money would come from extending a one-cent sales tax surcharge for an additional six years after it was initially set to expire, plus from $70 million in an existing arena reserve fund.
  • To anyone who asks why Thunder owner Clay Bennett would only put in 5.5% of the cost, Mayor David Holt says, “Anybody who says, ‘Well, they should do this’ or ‘They should do that,’ this is what they’ve agreed to. These are the terms by which they will agree to sign a long-term agreement in Oklahoma City. Any ideas beyond that have already been rejected. So, we have to move forward in agreement. We can’t make anyone do anything. They have other options.” (Holt did not specify Bennett’s other options, mayors seldom do.)
  • “The owners should be embarrassed that they only put out $50 million like that’s a meaningful contribution,” counters Kennesaw State University economist J.C. Bradbury. “The public’s going to pay for it, but the private part will keep all the money. That’s not a partnership. That’s exploitation.”

The arena deal also could include a community benefits agreement about wage guarantees for arena jobs, but any such CBA would only be negotiated after the $850 million was approved, so Bennett wouldn’t really have much incentive to commit to much, now would he?

The Greater Oklahoma City Chamber says it has spent at least $478,000 in ad buys on its pro-arena campaign; the opposition Buy Your Own Arena campaign says it has “a very, very modest budget.” Turnout is expected to be low, since this is a special election with nothing else on the ballot, which means even a little campaign spending could have a disproportionate impact. Sports spending referendums pass 58% of the time, according to research by University of Colorado economist Geoffrey Propheter (whose new book on sports and property taxes I really owe a fuller review to, still planning on it when I find the time), and bigger campaign spending gaps are generally associated with a higher chance of victory, so it would be nice to know the exact spending numbers, but we likely won’t know those until after the election.

In the meantime, we can all enjoy watching Holt and Bradbury fight it out on RagingTireFire.com (formerly known as Twitter):

 

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Friday roundup: Fresh A’s vaportecture incoming, OKC readies for $850m arena vote, Revolution stadium hits snag

I don’t even know where to start with this week, but suffice to say that this keeps rolling on, with no end in sight. At least, for the second consecutive day, Henry Kissinger remains dead.

And, like death and union-busting, the great stadium swindle shows no signs of going away anytime soon:

  • New Las Vegas stadium renderings for the Oakland A’s are due to be released on Monday, and A’s owner John Fisher is even scheduled to show up. (Alan Snel of LVSportsBiz notes that “Fisher is known for not interacting with fans and making public appearances to discuss his baseball team,” which is a polite way of saying that he don’t like people.) Ha ha, the Las Vegas Sun illustrated its article on this with the June stadium renderings that Fisher’s honchos immediately declared to not actually be what the stadium will look like — LOLSun, go read Snel’s coverage instead, if only for his awesome photo filenames. Meanwhile, Nevada Independent sports business reporter Howard Stutz warned that Fisher still has a lot of hoops to jump through before he can move the team — the referendum, the lawsuit, the finding another billion dollars — and “we’re not going to see much other than public meetings and different announcements over the next year,” so enjoy the dogs and ponies for now.
  • Elsewhere in A’s news, Fisher hasn’t officially notified Oakland that he plans to leave town, in order to postpone a $45 million payment to Alameda County for purchasing half of the Oakland Coliseum property. San Jose Mercury News columnist Daniel Borenstein notes that “county supervisors never bothered to require that the team stay in Oakland as a condition for acquiring the rights to the Coliseum property,” whoops, that would have been an idea, somebody make a note of that for next time.
  • The Oklahoma County Democratic Party held a panel discussion in anticipation of next week’s voter referendum on spending $850 million on a new Thunder stadium while team owners spend $50 million. Party affirmative action officer Nabilah Rawdah said the funding mechanism would be “a regressive sales tax,” which, yup, all sales taxes are regressive, and would cost city residents “around $1,200 per person,” which, yup, math. Central Oklahoma Federation of Labor president Tim O’Connor countered, “JOBS!!1!,” because he got an agreement that the project will use union labor. (Yes, it is possible to hate union-busting and to accept that actually existing unions are maybe not their most perfect selves right now.)
  • Plans for a New England Revolution stadium in Everett, just north of Boston, hit a speed bump in the Massachusetts state legislature when the plan was removed from a state budget bill in conference committee. The Boston Globe notes that the stadium would cost $600 million and “no public money is being sought — for now,” which is maybe not the most reassuring; the memorandum of understanding is only seven pages long and doesn’t provide any details on the project finances, more like a memorandum of misunderstanding, amirite?
  • They’re still talking about that damn Dodger Stadium gondola five years later — LOLgondola, don’t make me send Alissa Walker in there.
  • Baltimore Orioles owner John Angelos may now sign a new lease and work out the details of his insanely lucrative 99-year development rights agreement later, after insisting he wouldn’t sign one without the other, wut? Guess he’s convinced now that the state is happy to give him everything he wants and he doesn’t want figuring out what he wants to get in the way of having a stadium to play in next year, guess the state had leverage after all, somebody make a note of that for next time.
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OKC consultants say Thunder arena is huge boon to economy (it’s not), building new $900m one would be even more so (it wouldn’t)

It’s time for bad economics theater, Oklahoma City edition! Take it away, Greater Oklahoma City Chamber of Commerce:

Since the OKC Thunder came to town in 2008, Oklahoma City metro’s gross domestic product has grown by 41%, which significantly outpaced other similar-sized metropolitan areas that do not have an NBA team, supporters say.

Nope, that’s not how you do a proper correlation! For that, the chamber’s hired consultants from Applied Economics would have had to look at things like whether the pace of growth picked up from previous years once the Thunder arrived, to try to determine if that GDP growth is due to the team’s presence. Plus, if you’re arguing that this is a reason to spend $850 million in public money to build a new arena, it doesn’t even matter how much the Thunder affect economic growth unless they’d leave without one, which nobody is saying they would.

What else you got?

The study finds an estimated annual impact of $590 million, supporting more than 3,000 jobs. The study also estimates the impact of construction of the new arena, which would generate more than $1.3 billion during the construction period and support more than 10,000 jobs. 

As usual, that’s not really economic impact, it’s just economic activity, which is totaling up any spending that takes place by anyone who goes into the arena, even if it’s money that would have been spent somewhere in town anyway. (There’s also probably a large multiplier built in: If the arena is in use 150 nights a year, which seems about right from looking at its calendar, then you’re talking about at least $200 in spending per ticket sold, which would be a lot.) And as for that $1.3 billion during the construction period, yes, spending $900 million on an arena is going to mean at least $900 million in money being spent, though the local goverment spending that same amount of money on something else — or even just returning it to taxpayers to let them spend it — would have an impact, too.

But don’t just listen to me, an economics journalist. While the chamber was presenting its consultants’ figures, outside the opposition group Buy Your Own Arena was holding its own press conference with economists from Oklahoma University, who said … okay, seems like most of the press preferred the scene inside, where there were probably snacks, but one quote did sneak into one local TV report:

“There’s a lot of research that says that shows that these sports arenas don’t pay off for host cities, and that’s not a positive return on investment,” said Cynthia Rogers, Economics Professor at The University of Oklahoma.

So what do the real impact numbers for Oklahoma City look like? Fortunately, we have Geoffrey Propheter’s 2012 paper on the impact of NBA arenas, which found:

Propheter did note that a handful of cities (Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Denver, Indianapolis, and Oklahoma City) appeared to see income gains, but this was likely the result of “income transfers from the suburban area around the central city” — i.e., the same money was being spent in the region, it was just being spent downtown instead of at the local Olive Garden.

And Propheter later elaborated:

Oklahoma City, he notes, does show a correlation between building the Ford Center and an increase in resident income, but because it also built a whole ton of other downtown development at the same time, it’s impossible to say whether the arrival of the Thunder caused it or not.

So to recap: Oklahoma City landed the Thunder in 2008 after spending $89.2 million to build an arena and another $103.5 million to upgrade it, and the team was popular and the city continued to grow. This, the local chamber of commerce now argues, is why the city has to spend $850 million to tear down its 21-year-old arena and build a new one. Make your own selection of which logical fallacy is being applied here, there are lots to choose from.

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Friday roundup: No public ballot for Rays stadium, more questions about A’s Vegas move

Before we get to the week’s stadium and arena news, let’s pause to appreciate that New York’s nutso mayor Eric Adams‘ campaign staff have been revealed to be under investigation for illegally accepting donations from the government of Turkey. Which I guess sort of qualifies as stadium news given Adams’ boosterism of that NYC F.C. stadium that could cost city taxpayers $800 million in infrastructure spending and tax breaks, but mostly: Yes, Turkey. Also his chief fundraiser and campaign consultant who is at the heart of the investigation is apparently 25 years old? This is going to make a great Netflix documentary in a couple of years.

But enough about my city, how’s yours doing?

  • The St. Petersburg city council voted 5-3 yesterday to hold a public referendum on spending about $600 million on a new Tampa Bay Rays stadium — which means the referendum won’t happen, because the motion required a two-thirds supermajority. Also it would have been only advisory, anyway. Council chair Brandi Gabbard, who opposed the public ballot measure, said she was afraid it wouldn’t be possible to explain the stadium deal in the 75 words available, which is certainly a novel line of reasoning.
  • Former Miami Marlins president David Samson says there is still “a deal to be done to keep the A’s in Oakland” because Las Vegas has “several issues that are not worked out yet” like whether A’s owner John Fisher actually has the money for his share of the project. Meanwhile, former Oakland A’s VP Andy Dolich says it would be a mistake for MLB to approve the relocation of the team from a large market to what would be baseball’s smallest. Not that either of them holds clout with the current crop of MLB owners, or they would still have jobs with them, but it’s keeping hope alive in Oakland, anyway, in advance of a likely vote by owners on relocation sometime this month.
  • Here’s an article about how a special tax district for Indy Eleven‘s new $1 billion stadium wouldn’t really cost taxpayers anything because it would just be a “special tax” that will be levied on soccer fans. And here’s an article explaining that the district would actually divert existing sales and income tax revenues from a large swath of downtown toward the USL team. The city-county council is set to vote on the tax district later this month; let’s hope they’re reading all the news coverage first and not just WRTV’s.
  • The Arizona Diamondbacks just got blown out in the World Series, and former team owner Jerry Colangelo thinks this makes it an excellent time to build them a new or renovated stadium, because “there’s a good vibe.” Gotta capitalize on vibes like this!
  • The Oklahoma City Thunder arena has been “the centerpiece of OKC’s innovative self-help effort, producing energy and economic impact that academic studies cannot predict, but 30 years of OKC success prove,” according to some downtown business development dude who was given a “guest column” in the Oklahoman to make this case. He adds that tearing it down and building a newer one would “create new and currently unimaginable opportunities,” which, that’s certainly an interesting choice of adjectives there.
  • Kansas City Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt says he’s waiting to see what the Royals decide about a new stadium before deciding what to ask for in terms of a new or renovated stadium for his team. “If the Royals do decide to stay in Jackson County, that’s going to be an issue that we’ve got to resolve,” Hunt said, which is maybe a hint that he’s hoping they’ll move to the county next door so he can get all of the future sales tax proceeds? That would have been a good followup question, if the reporters covering this had asked any, oh well.
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Friday roundup: Jackson County counteroffers different $300m toward Royals stadium, Pinellas County passed on Rays naming rights money

Well, this was certainly another week. It’s tempting to say that all the other continuing disasters going on put into perspective the relative importance of worrying about shoveling a few billion dollars at billionaires — but then, injustices are injustices, and it sure doesn’t seem like the big problems are going away anytime soon, so we’d better be able to multitask if we want to address any of them anytime soon. (Ha ha, anyone who’s read this site or lived in the world should know from experience that no one is going to address anything ever no matter how big or small, that was just a little joke between us.)

We’ll always have schadenfreude, though, so away we go with the week’s news roundup:

  • Jackson County Executive Frank White has submitted a counterproposal to Kansas City Royals owner John Sherman on a new stadium: Instead of the county giving Sherman $300 million in sales tax proceeds over 40 years, what if it gave Sherman $300 million in money from some unspecified source over 20 years? That sounds significantly worse to me, and probably to anyone else who’s ever decided between a short-term and long-term mortgage, but White says “our counterproposal was grounded in Jackson County’s responsibility to not just meet the County’s preset needs but also to safeguard our future,” and if you can’t trust a former Royals second baseman, who can you trust?
  • Pinellas County Administrator Barry Burton says the county “thought about” asking for a cut of naming rights or for ticket taxes to be used to help pay for a new $1.3 billion Tampa Bay Rays stadium that is projected to cost the public more than $600 million, but decided “simpler is better.” Burton added, “I can assure you, the ask [from the Rays] was far greater,” which at least shows that one side in these talks understand the principle of “if you don’t ask, you don’t get it” that was first pointed out by … Gandhi? Really, internet? I’m flagging this one for the fact-checker.
  • A poll of 82 Oklahoma City residents — okay, that’s a pathetic sample size, but let’s just go with it — found that they opposed extending a 1% sales tax surcharge to pay for a new $900 million Thunder arena by a 53-22% margin. This actually matters because OKC voters will get to decide on the arena plan in a December 12 referendum, but it’s still early yet, nobody’s unloaded the truckloads of lobbyists.
  • FC Cincinnati co-CEO Jeff Berding has his new publicly funded soccer stadium now, but wants the city to build a new arena as well because — oh wait, we covered this already a year and a half ago, Berding is just using his positions as chair of the local tourism board and local business board to get the Cincinnati Enquirer to let him stump for his pet project. “Think of the economic impact for Taylor Swift for two nights,” Berding told the Enquirer, which utterly failed to check whether Taylor Swift’s economic impact is really all that much, but it also failed to check whether “Not re-doing the arena is costing Cincinnati national cache” is really spelled like that, so maybe this entire article should be taken as a cry for help from the tattered remnants of Gannett.
  • People in D.C. want the former RFK Stadium site to be parks, an amateur sports complex, a skateboard park, “a whole new city [called] ‘Justice City’,” and probably other things as well at a community meeting on the subject, while “a survey showed that 67% of those questioned said they did not want a new stadium to replace RFK.” Washington Commanders owner Josh Harris is presumably part of the other 33%, but then, he lives in a mansion in Miami with 10.5 bathrooms, so presumably isn’t eligible to be surveyed.
  • Black Clergy of Philadelphia and Vicinity have announced their support for the proposed Philadelphia 76ers arena on the border of the city’s Chinatown, pointing to the $50 million community benefits agreement team owner Josh Harris has promised, plus promises to have Black-owned businesses run 40% of the concessions operations at the arena. The Black clergy group also backed Harris’s last arena plan before that one fell apart, at least they’re consistent about their price.
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Thunder arena headed for December vote, mayor says democracy (and giving the Thunder $850m) is great

As expected, the Oklahoma City council approved a public vote on a new Thunder arena yesterday, voting 7-2 to put the measure on a special ballot on December 12. Following the council vote, Mayor David Holt exulted in the plan, but mostly in the spectacle of democracy itself:

“I just think that when it comes to the concerts, major league sports, quality of life, the economic impact and growth, the international brand, the economic ability to help all people … and the philanthropy, the fact that we can do all that without a tax increase I think is a win-win,” Holt said.

“But the people get to decide,” Holt said. “I think that’s the most beautiful thing of all.”

As for what the people will actually be deciding on, the spending breakdown, as a reminder, would be:

  • Public money: $850 million.
  • Rich dude who owns the Thunder: $50 million.

Nikki Nice, one of the two councilmembers to vote against putting the arena deal on the ballot, took particular notice of that ratio:

“The math is not mathing as far as 95% and 5% is concerned,” Nice said. “72 months is a long time for people to have to pay for something that they may never get to experience.”

(Not entirely sure that last sentence parses, but “the math is not mathing” deserves to be a t-shirt, if not a magnet.)

There’s already a “no” campaign for the December vote at buyyourownarena.com. Also here’s me talking about the Thunder arena proposal last week, not for the first time and almost certainly not for the last. It’s going to be a long next 11 weeks.

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Friday roundup: John Fisher Oakland conspiracython, plus OKC Thunder arena logic gets even weirder

Okay, so this first one needs more than a bullet point: Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle ran a long article this week on the possibility of Oakland getting an expansion team if the A’s leave, and how A’s owner John Fisher could salt the earth in his old city while moving to a new one. Ostler’s scenario: Fisher uses his option to buy the 50% of the Oakland Coliseum site currently owned by Alameda County to block a new team in Oakland from building there. Per Ostler, all Fisher needs to do to cement his purchase is to pay the remaining $45 million of the original $85 million purchase price, something that’s due within 180 days of the A’s “announcement of their relocation,” whatever that means.

Or! Given that Fisher needs a place for the A’s to play while waiting for his $1.5 billion Vegas dream house is ready, he could demand a sweetheart lease in exchange for not consummating the purchase, suggests Ostler, under threat of blocking development of the Coliseum site altogether.

And while we’re conspiracy-theorizing, “It’s possible that MLB leaked that Oakland expansion-team teaser in order to pressure Nashville politicians into offering more taxpayer assistance for a new ballpark in that city.” Sure, anything is possible!

“If this all seems convoluted and nutso, that’s because it is,” writes Ostler, and that, at least, is undeniably true. Spending $85 million to buy a piece of land you don’t want and can’t do anything with without partnering with the city you’re in the middle of abandoning seems like an idiotic move, but Fisher could certainly do it either 1) as a game of chicken with the city of Oakland to get what he wants, or 2) because he’s an idiot.

Ostler also notes that as of Tuesday, neither Fisher nor MLB has reached out to Oakland to discuss a lease extension beyond next year, and again, it’s hard to tell if this is them being crazy like a fox or just crazy. From the start nothing about this A’s Vegas move has made sense — well, other than Fisher extracting $600 million in tax money from the state of Nevada, that’s right out of the standard sports team owner playbook — and the endgame, if that’s what this is, only appears to be getting nuttier.

And with that, on to the shorter news items, if only marginally less nutty:

  • If anybody has a study claiming to show that the Oklahoma City Thunder create $600 million of economic impact, the people trying to factcheck Mayor David Holt’s public statements on Twitter would like to see it. Also, Holt’s own administration said in 2018 that the Thunder’s economic impact was only 10% of that, so WTH, David Holt?
  • Holt has also clarified that the 1% sales tax surcharge he wants to impose to provide $780 million toward a new Thunder arena, which he says wouldn’t increase taxes because it will just replace a similar tax surcharge used to pay for the MAPS project that funded the old arena, isn’t an old tax either because it’s not an “extension” of the expiring tax: “It’s the penny currently being utilized by the MAPS initiative. But some people will always call it MAPS because they call everything MAPS. It’s just not.” So it’s a new tax that doesn’t increase taxes because it replaces a different old tax that otherwise would have expired, but that’s not a tax increase because the new tax steps in as soon as the old one leaves — looks like somebody’s been studying their Felix Unger logic.
  • Pinellas County officials say they’re looking at providing $300 million in hotel-tax money toward a new Tampa Bay Rays stadium in St. Petersburg, with county administrator Barry Burton saying, “To be able to create the model, we had to put in something. That’s a reasonable number for plug number. Whether it’s up or down, it’s good for assumptions.” If that sounds like rather than determining what was reasonable in terms of either what the county can afford or how much a stadium would be worth to it, county commissioners picked the $300 million number because it’s half of the $600 million total public cost Rays owner Stu Sternberg wants, which is in turn half of the $1.2 billion stadium he says he wants, and “half” is about the roundest number available, you are very cynical and also probably right.
  • MLB owners are reportedly set to vote on approving the A’s move to Vegas in November, though it remains an open question what approval will mean if Fisher still doesn’t have a stadium plan finalized by then.
  • Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Jeff Gammage’s last article on the Philadelphia 76ers‘ arena plans may have gotten disappeared, but he’s still out there following the story, including reporting that the team is backing off from its end-of-2023 deadline for approval, as well as that this abomination has been driving around Philadelphia City Hall, presumably with an implied threat of “Approve our 76ers arena or else you have to hear this for the rest of your lives.”
  • Also backing off on deadlines: The owners of the Chicago Bears, who have said they won’t pursue state legislation granting them a property tax break on a new stadium site during this year’s legislative session. Oh, you guys, with the deciding what kind of stadium you want to build where before asking for money for it, John Fisher has a lot to teach you.
  • USA Today and The Tennessean are advertising for a Taylor Swift reporter and a Beyoncé reporter, and J.C. Bradbury has a theory.
  • I went on Battleground Wisconsin yesterday to talk about how Wisconsin officials are scrambling all over each other to offer money to Milwaukee Brewers owner Mark Attanasio for stadium upgrades, and how it fits into the overall trends in baseball stadium skulduggery. You can listen to it here.
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OKC mayor wants to spend $850m on Thunder arena via tax hike “that will not raise taxes”

It’s been a little under two months since Oklahoma City Mayor David Holt said he wanted to build a new arena for the Thunder because their 22-year-old one that was just renovated 12 years ago “will keep getting older.” (And now, it’s older still!) At the time, he said he would fund ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ million dollars in arena construction by extending the 1% sales tax surcharge that built the Thunder’s old arena and which was supposed to expire in 2028, instead keeping it in place until ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But now, the mayor has more details:

  • The arena will cost “a minimum of $900 million.”
  • Most of that will be paid out of a temporary 1% sales tax surcharge running from 2028 to 2034.
  • Another $70 million will come from leftover money in a city arena fund.
  • Thunder owner Clay Bennett will kick in a whole $50 million.

The best part of Holt’s press release, though, is this:

The plan for the new arena and the commitment from the Thunder is conditional on passage by Oklahoma City voters on December 12 of a temporary one-cent sales tax that will not raise taxes. The temporary tax will start after the conclusion of MAPS 4 and will not increase the City’s current sales tax rate.

That’s right, “a temporary one-cent sales tax that will not raise taxes.” Roll that around in your mouth for a while.

On the one hand, it’s easy to see what Holt’s comms department was going for here: Nobody likes to ask people to vote to raise taxes, so saying “No no no, these are the same taxes you’re paying now, it’s just that you weren’t going to keep paying them but now you will” is at least confusing enough to maybe cast some doubt into voters’ minds. But come on: Is there anything more Quimbyesque than arguing that establishing a new tax to give public money to the local billionaire isn’t really raising taxes because it just replaces the old tax that gave public money to the local billionaire?

If the city council approves it on September 26, the sales tax surcharge will go to a special election on December 12, at which point it’ll be up to voters to decide if they buy Holt’s “no new taxes” spin. There was apparently a poll conducted on this back in March, but the only news outlet that covered it was the Oklahoman and that page is officially the most heavily paywalled article I’ve ever seen — if any Oklahoman subscribers can share in the comments what the results said, the world would very much appreciate it.

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Slow news day leaves nation’s journalists stumping ever more desperately for new stadiums and arenas

Some days it’s hard to decide what to write about here. There’s always some kind of stadium and arena news burbling beneath the surface, depending on what you consider “news,” and if I tried to write about it all every day, it would leave me no time for anything else, not to mention nothing left over for the Friday roundup, and then where would we be on Fridays? So instead I scroll through the news feed and wonder, is it worth writing about this Guardian article about the Oklahoma City Thunder?

Oklahoma City Thunder are the team of the future. But where will they play?

OKC have a host of young stars who could help them challenge for the NBA title. The only problem may be finding a long-term home

I mean, it’s a dumb premise, to be sure: The Thunder have a bunch of good young players and a pile of draft picks, but they play in an arena that is (checks) 22 years old, and it’s “a bare bones building” or maybe “a bare-bones building” (the Grauniad‘s copy editors can’t seem to decide) according to (checks) the head of the local chamber of commerce, and so CRISIS! Rehash some numbers about how much other cities have spent on NBA arenas, discuss who would pay for one in Oklahoma City (checks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯), and sum up by restating your premise (“So as fans look to a bright future for the Thunder, there remains a looming uncertainty over where the NBA’s potential next great team will actually play”), cut, that’s a wrap, time to file for your first freelance check in seven months, it’s a rough journalism market out there.

Or maybe the San Antonio Business Journal’s article about how the Spurs have one really good young player but are stuck playing in a non-downtown arena that is (checks) 21 years old thanks to “a lack of political consensus and a willingness to settle” and how there’s “increasing chatter” about a new downtown arena but no consensus or even a hint of a plan in how to pull that off” and architect Janet Marie Smith once said that getting development around a baseball stadium requires planning “to allow for that organic growth to happen” and what does this have to do with, you know what, never mind, just keep on going, there’s almost enough words here to make an article, just reach into your “conclusions” folder and pull out something like “It’s free advice that Alamo City leaders should certainly consider,” now hit publish, time to go see if there’s any breaking human resources news that is also your beat.

But maybe neither of those seems like quite enough for their own post? What, then, about D.C. councilmember Charles Allen’s cleverly contrarian op-ed “Yes, D.C. needs a stadium deal. But not at RFK“? Which turns out not to be, as the Washington Post’s headline writers seem to have thought it was, possibly without having read the whole thing, about how D.C. needs to build a Commanders stadium somewhere other than the RFK Stadium site, but rather about how what D.C. really needs isn’t a football stadium but a basketball/hockey arena to replace the one the Wizards and Capitals play in that is (checks) 25 years old and is “showing its age” in unspecified ways that don’t require spelling out in an op-ed. Anyway, if the teams moved to (checks) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, “it would send the message that we’ve given up on the downtown of the nation’s capital: Who wants to open a new store or restaurant or convert a commercial property to apartments in an empty, destabilized Chinatown?” And nothing says “stabilizing” to D.C.’s Chinatown like a new or renovated arena!

On second thought, maybe none of these are worth writing about, or asking you to read about — is it really necessary to pay attention to every slow-news-day article that the nation’s remaining news outlets throw at the wall? On the other hand, if I write about this today, then if tomorrow’s another slow news day, I can punt on posting then and just skip straight to the Friday roundup and be done for the week. That’s free advice that I should certainly consider.

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