Welcome to the first Friday of October, following a September that was the hottest on record, so much so that one climate scientist called it “gobsmackingly bananas.” It’s all fun and games to joke about cities building stadiums that will soon be underwater or for populations that will have to flee unlivable conditions, but it’s also super-weird sometimes to be writing about a now four-decade-long trend of erecting ever newer sports venues with ever larger construction carbon footprints, often prompted by the need for roofs and air conditioning to protect from the hostile air outside, to draw fans who are expected to fly in from out of town via the most climate-worsening mode of transportation ever invented — and especially weird to then read articles that end with a note that researchers say “overwhelmingly pointed to one action as critical: slashing the burning of fossil fuels down to zero.” That … does not seem to be happening? Is there a point at which journalism that drily reports on the cliff that humanity’s car is about to drive off of is maybe not the most responsible journalism? Discuss.
And with that, on to the latest ways in which rich dudes are plotting to make off with taxpayer money while the world burns:
- A “finalized agreement” for a new Calgary Flames arena was approved yesterday, with no new details about how the financing would work. So we’ll just have to assume it’s still an $837 million public subsidy, plus of course the cost overruns, obviously the public is going to cover the cost overruns, duh. Maybe it’s best just to assume that every stadium and arena deal involves around a billion dollars in public cash, give or take? That certainly seems to be where we’re headed.
- Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan gave an exclusive interview to Action Sports Jax while in London for a Jaguars home game — oh man, this sentence is already not starting out promisingly — and said “the buck stops with me” in terms of spending $1 billion on upgrading the team’s stadium, and “I think everyone wants to see this work.” Does everyone, though? NBC Sports’ Mike Florio reports that Deegan went on to say that “80 percent say [they] don’t want to spend the money, 80 percent don’t want to lose the Jags,” but actually well over 80% of those polled don’t approve of the $1 billion public expense and well under 80% are afraid of losing the Jags. “Basically, she hopes to not be the mayor who lost the Jaguars to London,” concludes Florio, but more so it appears that she hopes to be the mayor who ginned up fear of losing the Jaguars to London to cover her butt for delivering a much-hated $1 billion handout to a billionaire.
- The Wisconsin legislature held a hearing yesterday on the somewhat less than a billion dollars in tax money being proposed for the Milwaukee Brewers, at which Republican state Rep. Rob Brooks defended his plan to hand out tax money on the grounds that it’s not really tax money because some of it would come from the income taxes paid by players who are currently paying it now into the state treasury. Meanwhile, a Milwaukee community advocate complained way down in the 17th paragraph that it was an “insult and degrading” to ask Milwaukee residents to pay $200 million toward a stadium most of them never visit, and also that it was disrespectful to make them wait hours to speak while team officials and members of the legislature got all the early speaking slots; whether other people testified along the same lines, who knows, journalists gotta get back to their desks to bang out copy, they can’t be hanging around hearing rooms all day long.
- Golden State Warriors owner Joe Lacob says he “might be interested” in buying the Oakland A’s if John Fisher gives up on moving them to Las Vegas and sells them, which is pretty lukewarm but still likely to boost the spirits of the “SELL” crowd. It also raises the question of whether MLB can legitimately approve the A’s move when there’s a local buyer interested in keeping the team in town, though hahaha MLB can make up whatever rules it wants, it’s not like a court would hold the league financially liable for disobeying its own rules to allow a team to move … hmm.
- Whoa, the Tampa Bay Times actually ran an article expressing some criticism of the proposed Rays stadium! Admittedly, they still got it wrong — adding up future interest costs as if they’re part of present costs is bad financial logic, just like you wouldn’t calculate the price of your new house by adding up all your future mortgage payments over the next 30 years — but hidden costs could yet end up pushing the deal’s public cost over $1 billion anyway, so I’ll be generous and give the Times credit for being half-right.
- The TB Times also ran a 2,200-word article this week about the company building out the Rays’ surrounding development that quoted no one except the developers and their current or former business partners, so at least some things about the world are still predictable.
- Some people who live near the former site of RFK Stadium want a new NFL stadium to bring the Washington Commanders back, and some want them to stay the hell away. The answer clearly must be somewhere in the middle, sure as the sky is green.
- Kansas City voters could be forced to vote twice on an extension of a sales tax hike to fund Royals and Chiefs stadiums, because reasons. How would that work, exactly, if it’d be the same sales tax hike? Article too short, ask again later.
- One of the plaintiffs suing to block a proposed referendum to overturn the Las Vegas A’s stadium deal is also a lobbyist for the Las Vegas Review-Journal, which failed to disclose that in its reporting on the lawsuit. Whoopsie!
- The city of St. Louis ended up spending $19.6 million on a Rams stadium that was never built, and it may have been the least costly part of the whole St. Louis Rams experiment.
- The Philadelphia 76ers‘ proposed Chinatown arena faces an “uncertain future” amid opposition from local residents, according to WHYY, and while this falls squarely into the “one thing’s for sure — no one knows” school of reporting, the local opposition part certainly checks out.